Reese: I want to touch Miles’s bum bum
Me: Reese if you don’t stop drinking the bath water out of that cup I am going to take the cup away.
<starts drinking bath water straight from the tub>
Reese: Mama gonna take the tub away?
Me: <One morning, after watching Reese pick up something off the floor and eat it> Reese, what is in your mouth?
Reese: It’s probably a piece of my dinner.
Reese: Are you ok, Jackie? <said to me in an ultra sympathetic/almost mocking voice, with head cocked to the side>