Reese: <After giving me a hug then running across the kitchen> I run away from the baby!
Reese: I need to watch some Elmo
Reese: <standing at the top of the stairs calling down to me>: Jackie! Jackie! Are you down there?
Reese: <to Daddy>: Put on your coat jackass.
We have no idea where she learned this. Honestly. We try really hard not to swear around Reese and that is not even a swear word of choice for us! She does have a book about a mouse and a donkey and in the book the donkey is referred to as a jackass, but when we read it we always call it a donkey. We are mystified.