Andrew <to Reese, while building with magnets>: What are you making?

Reese: A Sani-Can

Reese: <yelling at me>: When I’m 32 I’m going to do whatever I want!!!

Reese: Today, at school Eshaun blew bubbles in his milk, and the milk went all over his face and all over his glasses.

Me: That’s hilarious. Did everyone laugh?

Reese: No, because it wasn’t funny. The teachers didn’t like it at all.

Me: Oh right, it’s not funny.