Andrew: Reese, if you want me to read you stories, you have to lay down in your bed.

Reese: You can leave now.

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<Whenever James begins to cry>

Reese: Hold on James!

I am so busted.

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Reese: I’m making soup

Andrew: Oh really? What is in your soup?

Reese: Squirrels and people

Cause for concern?